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Man,you messed it up phac you!!!
phac by Vibhu03 August 4, 2018
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Jesus phac 

Jesus phac: An exclamatory statement used to illustrate a powerful emotional reaction or feeling
Ex. 1) **Stubs toe** "Jesus phac!"
Ex.2) "Jesus phac, nothing like going to church on a Sunday morning."
Ex.3) "Oh no, I'm late for work! Jesus phac!"
Jesus phac by Call Urself August 19, 2022

Big Mac phatty phacts 

A phact and/or phacts that are so dummy thicc that they are not only known to be true, but are far more dope than regular boring facts
“It is time to rip a fatty dab you chode mongers”

“Big Mac phatty phacts my dood”
Big Mac phatty phacts by Bigdikdood January 26, 2020

Phacebook Philosopher 

A person who in real life lacks actual intelligence but on social media regularly post "deep" statuses or tweets that show their "emotional" sides. Phacebook Philosophers rarely ever live by these teachings and these post are done almost purely to give the allusion of sophistication. They often tell of success and the future and sound good on paper. Occasionally they will sprinkle God's name in the post to add a religious aspect to the mix. The most common Phacebook Philosophers are hoes.
Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Everyone is gonna hurt you but you have to find the ones worth suffering for."

This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.

Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"

Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
Phacebook Philosopher by In.The.AM October 18, 2013
What the phack!

Shut the phack up.

Phackin bitch!
Phack by Ray November 22, 2003
A combination of "face" and "acne". When you hold a cell phone to your face, the screen gets greasy. When you a on the cell phone for long amounts of time, the grease is taken off, then re-applied to your face again and again. Therefore, there is an overly greasy square spot on your face, very prone to acne.
I talked to Jeff for so long last night, I'm getting major phacne!

Phacochère 

A phacochère is a mounir that enjoys licking ass (especially Gary) #enforce #parforce. A phacochere enjoys eating poopoo straight from the bumbum.
Have you seen Gary le phacochère de la cité du pakistan 🇵🇰 . HUR
Phacochère by Yojo ;) December 6, 2021
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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