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Phacebook Philosopher
A person who in real life lacks actual intelligence but on social media regularly post "deep" statuses or tweets that show their "emotional" sides. Phacebook Philosophers rarely ever live by these teachings and these post are done almost purely to give the allusion of sophistication. They often tell of success and the future and sound good on paper. Occasionally they will sprinkle God's name in the post to add a religious aspect to the mix. The most common Phacebook Philosophers are hoes.
Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Everyone is gonna hurt you but you have to find the ones worth suffering for."
This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"
Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"
Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
Phacebook Philosopher by In.The.AM October 18, 2013
phacebook phucked
The effect of having everyone of your Facebook Friends emailed a phishing scam or malware link from YOUR facebook account when you, in actuallity, had nothing to do with it. I swear!
To all of my friends: I am SOOOO SORRY. I did NOT send you that malware link. I have been phacebook phucked, AGAIN!
phacebook phucked by Nerdy Redhead December 12, 2010
phacebook phished
The effect of having everyone of your Facebook Friends emailed a phishing scam or malware link from YOUR facebook account when you, in actuallity, had nothing to do with it. I swear!
To all of my friends: I am SOOOO SORRY. I did NOT send you that malware link. I have been phacebook phished, AGAIN!
phacebook phished by Nerdy Redhead December 12, 2010
Phacebook Phishing
A "Friend Request", labeled "People You May Know" which seems to come from another planet. A photo of a member of the opposite sex, with absurdly exaggerated sexual characteristics and a "name" which is a random string of letters. Presumably aroused beyond bearing, you will click "Add Friend" and promptly provide your banking information, credit cards, SSN and all your passwords.
"American mans, Dmitri, liking they are the waist-to-hips rations, this I read on pornhubs, so bigger you make it. Bigger Dmitri. Hot name you give please to these chick... Nogy Wqjorjm, this they American girls naming many. Masters of Phacebook Phishing soon we will be, rich mans, fancy car driving."
Phacebook Phishing by Monkey's Dad January 29, 2021
Phonebooker
A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.
"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."
"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"
"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"
Phonebooker by Youknowyadayada February 15, 2010