Definitions by In.The.AM

Gronkitis 

Gronkitis is a chronic illness suffered by athletes. An athlete that has Gronkitis is very injury prone and will probably sit out a lot of games as a result of those injuries. This disease is named for none other than the New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, who suffers from this condition. Gronkitis is a fusion of Gronkowski and Bronchitis.

Example 1)

Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.

Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis.
Example 2)

Gronkitis by In.The.AM October 23, 2013

Terodactyl 

The correct spelling for the word "Pterodactyl". Contrary to what you may have been taught there is no silent "P" in the beginning.

Also one of the fucking coolest dinosaurs to ever live.

My teacher, Ms. Walters got mad when I notified her that her spelling of Terodactyl was incorrect. She had placed a "P" infront of it for no apparent reason. We argued back and forth for bout 10 minutes and she insisted it was scientifically correct and the "P" was silent. I rebutted her statement by calling her a doo-doo sniffing poo brained idiot and was subsequently sent out of the class and received an "F" for the semester.

Terodactyl by In.The.AM October 23, 2013

Phacebook Philosopher 

A person who in real life lacks actual intelligence but on social media regularly post "deep" statuses or tweets that show their "emotional" sides. Phacebook Philosophers rarely ever live by these teachings and these post are done almost purely to give the allusion of sophistication. They often tell of success and the future and sound good on paper. Occasionally they will sprinkle God's name in the post to add a religious aspect to the mix. The most common Phacebook Philosophers are hoes.

Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Everyone is gonna hurt you but you have to find the ones worth suffering for."

This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.

Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"

Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.

Phacebook Philosopher by In.The.AM October 18, 2013

Furby 

A Furby is a girl who much like the toys, is adorable and excessively cute- HOWEVER she has bad shaving habits resulting in what resembles a Furby toy siting in her lap.

Dude 1- Dude, you know Lindsey, the brunette in our morning class?
Dude 2- Yeah you mean the really cute one?
Dude 1- Yeah man, I was going to smash the hell out of her until she dropped her panties and I realized she was a Furby. I got the hell out of there.

Furby by In.The.AM October 18, 2013

Catchin' The Rye 

The process of contracting a yeast infection.
Named for the classic novel by J.T. Salinger , Catcher in the Rye.

"Wheres Joan?"

"Oh she's out getting down in the cornfield Catchin' The Rye."

Catchin' The Rye by In.The.AM October 17, 2012

Jean Boner 

You know that thing when you're sitting in down and your jeans ripple up in the crotch give the illusion of one having a small erection. Thats what a Jean Boner is.

"Dude look at Susy's crotch"

"Oh shit, she has a total Jean Boner!!!"

Jean Boner by In.The.AM October 17, 2012

Dragon Ballz 

When you're blue balled to the point when your balls swell up and turn red. When you finally DO release your load the orgasm is 10x more powerful than SSJ4 Goku's Kamehameha Wave and will likely blow the recipiet a few feet back. Named after the Dragon Balls on the famous tv show Dragon Ball Z.

Goku-Yeah, Chi-Chi gave me a total case of the Dragon Ballz lastnight and i totally unleashed the dragon on her ass.

Dragon Ballz by In.The.AM July 13, 2012