phact 

A portmanteau of "phony fact", referring to a statement that is presented as factual but is actually false or made-up, usually intended to deceive or confuse the listener with misinformation.

A: "Obama was born in Kenya, 9/11 was an inside job, vaccines cause autism, Trump is a Christian... and I can prove it!"
B: "You don't understand the difference between a PHACT you read online and an actual FACT."

phact by JAQrabbit January 24, 2019

phact 

Phact: A contraction of "phantom fact". Ref. synonyms fake news, alternative fact, lie, prevarication, falsehood, bullshit. May be ineffectual for oral communication since it rhymes with fact. Suggestions for oral expression: 1. Draw out the initial consonant, "fffffact", accompanied by exaggerated eye rolling. 2. (Preferred) pronounce it, "P Hacked"; resist temptation to use this form as a transitive verb.

"KAC just gave us the phacts on that issue. Now I understand!"

phact by Geooeg February 17, 2017

Phact 

When your friend is a dumb piece of shit but u wanna be nice to them.

eg. hey hunny ur phact.
eg. it is opinion as phact

Phact by ilikechlorophyll November 20, 2018

phact 

when you think you're beautiful but you're really not

Susan: Omg Becky I'm so phact!

Becky: Clearly you are..

phact by totrashemma September 27, 2015

Phantom Shagger 

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.

Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.

Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

FUBAR PACT 

A FUBAR PACT is an agreement among military combat buddies to quickly and quietly dispatch one of their own, who is physically damaged beyond any desire to keep living.

The Gunny had to complete the FUBAR PACT , so that boy would not go home without his arms, legs, face or family jewels.

FUBAR PACT by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

The Great Patriotic Pact 

This pact is also known as the Great Patriotic Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact with its hush-hush Lebensraum Protocol.

The Great Patriotic Pact is the day Homo sovieticus and its successor Homo putinus have never celebrated on 23rd of August, which was signed by those two peace-loving countries, Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union in Mos🐄 1939.

The Great Patriotic Pact by O. W. Tongueincheek April 18, 2023