A combination of "face" and "acne". When you hold a cell phone to your face, the screen gets greasy. When you a on the cell phone for long amounts of time, the grease is taken off, then re-applied to your face again and again. Therefore, there is an overly greasy square spot on your face, very prone to acne.
by lkjh,mkckljmnkdfjdsf;kl May 9, 2008
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Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Everyone is gonna hurt you but you have to find the ones worth suffering for."
This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"
Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"
Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.
by In.The.AM October 18, 2013
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Get the Phaneuf effort mug.A derogatory term used by jealous onlookers to describe a man of modesty, charm, whit and intelligence. Such men tend to enjoy great success in personal endeavours and also attract female attention, which can cause envy and bitterness amongst their companions.
In an attempt to make themselves feel better, other men will brand this person a “Phat Phace” and attribute all of his success to luck.
In an attempt to make themselves feel better, other men will brand this person a “Phat Phace” and attribute all of his success to luck.
"Look at that guy. All the girls seem to like him without him even trying. I wish I could be that effortlessly charming and intelligent whilst maintaining such a quiet unpretentious demeanour. What a phat phace."
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