pfifer 

A girl that is generally a thot, but very nice and supportive.

That girl, Pfifer, won’t stop talking to guys.

pfifer by Katelyn Racket January 10, 2018

phifer 

A surname of German lineage that is one of the most ancient names ever recorded, in Germany or elsewhere. It may refer to a musician, or player of the "pipe," or a spice merchant, particularly a merchant of "pepper." What surprises most to hear is that a German prophecy exists concerning a girl with this surname, predicted to be born in 1992. According ancient texts, she is fated to either save or destroy the world. Some scholars say she has the power to shift continents, others say she can create devastating maelstroms with the flick of her wrist, but that is only interpretation. Still, it's a story worth investigating.

Ms. Phifer, would you please spare us?

phifer by DoctorHistory September 26, 2013

pfizer(ed) 

Rendered totally useless, broken beyond repair. A bad idea to start with.

"Nah, mate, the part is pfizer(ed) now. It was never going to work anyway. The quality's just not there."

pfizer(ed) by anonymous November 25, 2021

The Pfizer Flu 

The flu-like side effects one experiences after receiving Pfizer's Covid-19 vaccine.

Man, I was laid out with the Pfizer Flu all night after getting that shot.

The Pfizer Flu by SaltyWiring April 20, 2021

Pfizered

Applies to all the people that were fired from Pfizer during their Wyeth merger.

Dude 1 - Hey, you still working it at Pfizer?

Dude 2 - Nah, I got Pfizered in Janurary.

Pfizered by SCgal June 8, 2009

pfeifer 

An individual of intelect, cunningness, and pride, whose origins are of European decent.

That pfeifer knows how to chat up a storm

pfeifer by Krushednuts March 4, 2009

Pfizer Phatty 

An informal name for the second dose of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine. It earned the name due to the harsh side effects experienced my most who receive it.

I got rammed by my Pfizer Phatty two weeks ago, so we can turn up at the club tonight.

Pfizer Phatty by efuqua2 April 12, 2021