phifer 

A surname of German lineage that is one of the most ancient names ever recorded, in Germany or elsewhere. It may refer to a musician, or player of the "pipe," or a spice merchant, particularly a merchant of "pepper." What surprises most to hear is that a German prophecy exists concerning a girl with this surname, predicted to be born in 1992. According ancient texts, she is fated to either save or destroy the world. Some scholars say she has the power to shift continents, others say she can create devastating maelstroms with the flick of her wrist, but that is only interpretation. Still, it's a story worth investigating.

Ms. Phifer, would you please spare us?

phifer by DoctorHistory September 26, 2013

Phifer 

If you have a friend named phifer and their last name starts with a p they suck and they are dumb I’m talking specifically about you phifer nobody likes you you know who you are leave you dumb leprechaun

Ugh I hate phifer

Phifer by Ihatelifeuwuhhhhhh October 10, 2020

Phifer 

A wine mom, as well as a mother of two twin girls.

That mom at the soccer game was such a Phifer!

Phifer by Bubbleteabomb October 1, 2021

Daniel Phifer 

A very gay boy who is a dick to everybody and loves to start shit. He is essentially a girl with a cock, but no balls

"wow, tom was totally Daniel Phifer-ing all over the place." "yeah i know, he kept asking everyone if they wanted to fight and he slapped chloe in the face."

Daniel Phifer by ChadZelinskiIsReallyCool November 21, 2011

mekhi phifer

He played Proof in Eminems movie - 8 mile. Pretty good actor.

American good actor lol

mekhi phifer by Prismatic July 15, 2005

Phife Dawg

Phife Dawg was a member of the legendary rap group A Tribe Called Quest along with Q-Tip & Ali Shaheed Muhammed.

Phife Dawg, also known as The Phifer or The Five Foot Assassin

Now here's a funky introduction of how nice I am.
Tell your mother, tell your father, send a telegram.
I'm like an energizer 'cause, you see, I last long.
My crew is never ever wack because we stand strong.
Now if you say my style is wack that's where you're dead wrong.
I slayed that body in El Segundo then pushed it along.

- From A tribe Called Quest's "Check the Rhime"

Phife Dawg by Rap Fan August 7, 2006

Phizer 

Phizer is the midichlorian of Awesomeness within every living thing.
Much like how midichlorians link a person to the Force this links us to the Awesome. It's the same Awesome the Fonz used to turn a jukebox on while hitting it. That is the way of the Phizer, the Awesome. But with every good Phizer there is a dark Phizer just as there are Jedi and Sith with the Force, people with the dark Phizer are simply known as Douchebags. 
Phizer can also be used as a word to exclaim or call something or someone cool and or awesome. Or you can go one up and say Phizerific. But if you're refering to a douchebag then the word becomes an insult.

"Dude you are so one with the phizer."

"That guy is such a phizing douchebag."

"I had the best day yesterday, it was phizerific."

"Man, does she have a great and phizer ass or what."

Phizer by Master Phizer February 7, 2010