Petrolfied 

an intense fear associated with petrol / gasoline

1) I'm petrolfied about rising oil prices
2) I'm running on empty and about 10 minutes' drive from the nearest pump - I'm petrolfied I'm not going to make it

Petrolfied by Alex M H October 17, 2008

Petrolfied

Act of putting fuel in a vehicle.

"I'm on my way, gotta stop and get petrolfied."

Petrolfied by SlimShardy August 29, 2026

petrofied 

to be scared
2. scared shitless
3. terrified of Petro

YO that kid was so petrofied when i came up to him.
Petro petrofies me.

petrofied by c los petro December 9, 2008

petrified 

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.

Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'

petrified by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005

Naked and Petrified 

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.

"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"

Naked and Petrified by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008

petrified penguin

When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"

Jake: "Hey look! Arielle is giving Alex a petrified penguin!"

petrified penguin by Dirty P November 1, 2013

petrified grape 

A Raisin

Guy 1: Is that a petrified grape?

Guy 2: No, it's raisin.

Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.

petrified grape by Dysfunctional.Asian August 15, 2017