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Petrolfied

an intense fear associated with petrol / gasoline
1) I'm petrolfied about rising oil prices
2) I'm running on empty and about 10 minutes' drive from the nearest pump - I'm petrolfied I'm not going to make it
by Alex M H October 17, 2008
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petrofied

to be scared
2. scared shitless
3. terrified of Petro
YO that kid was so petrofied when i came up to him.
Petro petrofies me.
by c los petro December 9, 2008
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petrified

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.
Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'
by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005
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Naked and Petrified

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"
by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008
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petrified penguin

When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"
Jake: "Hey look! Arielle is giving Alex a petrified penguin!"
by Dirty P November 1, 2013
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petrified grape

Guy 1: Is that a petrified grape?

Guy 2: No, it's raisin.

Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.
by Dysfunctional.Asian August 15, 2017
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petrified sock

(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see protein sock
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
by Shockey86 January 31, 2005
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