Perrified 

To be both paranoid and terrified at the same time. The state is usually brought on by being stoned, or just high in general.

Brother #1: "Was that mom coming down the stairs?"

Brother #2: "Dude, don't say that. You're making me perrified."

Perrified by OMDizzy April 12, 2015

Rick Perried

(v.) When you have a list of three items and you forget what the third thing was.

I just Rick Perried again.

I had three things to buy, but I can't remember what the third thing was.

Rick Perried by f1point0 November 10, 2011

petrofied 

to be scared
2. scared shitless
3. terrified of Petro

YO that kid was so petrofied when i came up to him.
Petro petrofies me.

petrofied by c los petro December 9, 2008

petrified 

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.

Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'

petrified by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005

purifiedplastic 

Pretty much the god of everything, Hes just so good at video games that nobody can ever defeat him. Even if the game tells you that you're the top player.. You're not because purifiedplastic is god of the game

OMG DUDE ITS PURIFIEDPLASTIC HES GONNA FUCKING KILL US!!!

purifiedplastic by better qwintuples December 4, 2020

Naked and Petrified 

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.

"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"

Naked and Petrified by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008

terrified

the feeling you get when you have 14 missed calls from your mom.

Dude!! I'm terrified!!!

why?

I have 14 missed calls from my mom.

Oh fuck... Good luck.

terrified by le-frog May 11, 2014