Petree 

1. An extremely sarcastic and usually perverted joke

2. A person who's usually always second place on the golf course

Example of a petree: 1. that's what she said....

2. Wow petree just missed a two foot birdie putt.

Petree by Sugadaddy1086 April 20, 2010

salt petre 

salt petre - aka Potassium nitrate or Sodium nitrate,

Potassium nitrate is a chemical compound with a sharp, salty, bitter taste & the chemical formula KNO
3. It is an ionic salt of potassium ions K+ & nitrate ions NO3−, & is therefore an alkali metal nitrate. It occurs in nature as a mineral, niter (or nitre in the UK). It is a source of nitrogen, & nitrogen was named after niter. Potassium nitrate is 1 of several nitrogen-containing compounds collectively referred to as saltpeter (or saltpetre in the UK).

It is rumored to have been used in the military ,

In Prisons they mix it in with Koolaid known as county koolaid to curb the Male Libido / sexdrive , to cut down

On prison rape & keep them from being aggressive , makes them More Docile .

In layman's terms salt petre does the opposite of

Viagra, extense, enzyte,purple rhino, blue gas station pills,
cialis & other male enhancements.

Salt petre

Major uses of potassium nitrate are in fertilizers, tree stump removal, rocket propellants and fireworks. It is one of the major constituents of gunpowder (black powder).6 In processed meats, potassium nitrate reacts with hemoglobin and myoglobin generating a red color.

Saltpeter & other nitrates have a long history of medical use, but it is toxic in high doses & can produce symptoms ranging from a mild headache & upset stomach to kidney damage & dangerously altered blood pressure.

salt petre by Blu_leef July 4, 2023

peteetong 

(pet-tee-tong)
1.) a verbal salute used as a greeting or at departure
2.) a word used in celebration
popularized by Larry Wachs, the Jew of THE REGULAR GUYS, a popular radio show in Atlanta,Ga. The word originates from a call by an inebriated listener refered to as "Stoner Mike" a self proclaimed wordsmith/catch-phrase creator. The word was stored to the Regular Guys soundbyte library and is played at various times throughout the show, as well as a remixed version at the end of the show.

Hey Guys, peteetong, F-U Steve
Peteetong to you sir.

peteetong by Hefftone February 23, 2008

Petered 

Petered is a stage of next level pissery in which a person is so drunk that the pupils dilate to extremes, the user cannot speak and only has use of his most basic functions.

Pete went to town and got absolutely Petered last night.

Petered by Sharkymcjawsface April 19, 2017

Petrellicest 

Love of a romantic and/or sexual nature between members of the Petrelli family on NBC's TV show "Heroes". In fandom, Petrellicest fanfic often features a pairing like Nathan/Peter (who are brothers).

When Nathan leaned over and kissed Peter in the hospital, it was such a Petrellicest moment.

Petrellicest by eboniorchid April 2, 2007

Petrella 

A sexy beast of a man. He is often seen with his foot up on a chair, showing off his amazing muscles. Petrellas are funny and nice. Many people dislike Petrellas because they are jealous.

Whoa, that dude's ripped! What a Petrella!

Man, Petrella's such a dick.
Pssh, no way, he's awesome. You're just jealous.

Petrella by Sometimes I do February 13, 2010

peter petweeter

Noun-An abnormally small penis. Usually under 5 inches. The name insinuates its cuteness.

Brenda-"Awww, look at the lil' peter petweeter. It's so cute!"
Brad-"I would prefer if you didn't call Mr. Bigglesworth cute."

(Note, talking baby talk to a slong is usually considered a no-no for fear of insulting its owner, yet always tempting.)

peter petweeter by geniusH August 6, 2006