geniusH's definitions

neverheardofit

A term used in response to anything disinteresting. Highly effective when used when speaking to someone you loathe. A good conversation ender.

This term can be used in any social setting.

Random guy in bar-"Hi. Can I buy you a drink?"
Molly-"neverheardofit."

Mitch-"Do you listen to 'N Sync?"
Molly-"neverheardofit."

Mitch-"What about Backstreet Boys?"
Molly-"neverheardofit."

Mike-"What are your thoughts on Dub-yah as President?"
Molly-"neverheardofit"

by geniusH August 6, 2006

drop dimes

Verb-1. To defecate. Can also be shortened to "dimes". 2. The need to defecate in a hurry. Usually there is a small window from when this phrase is uttered to the act of defecating.

Mark-"I really need to drop dimes!"
Anne-"Don't worry, I'm pulling into the nearest rest area."
Mark-"I hope it's close...dimes, honey, dimes!"

by geniusH August 6, 2006

roiding out

The act of taking anabolic steroids for performance enhancement. Usually abused by meatheads and BDAs alike. Side effects include back zits, temper tantrums and shrinkage.

That BDA is definately roiding out. Did you see the size of his arms?

by geniusH August 6, 2006

rainbowbrite

Noun-Gay man; spritely in nature.

Ruben is such a rainbowbrite. The dude made melon balls for the barbeque.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

perpin' the slong

Term used when a male perpetrates having a well-endowed penis, when in fact, to his partner's surprise is actually the opposite of large. In this case, see peter petweeter.

Brad's perpin' the slong. He's really only two inches.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

peter petweeter

Noun-An abnormally small penis. Usually under 5 inches. The name insinuates its cuteness.

Brenda-"Awww, look at the lil' peter petweeter. It's so cute!"
Brad-"I would prefer if you didn't call Mr. Bigglesworth cute."

(Note, talking baby talk to a slong is usually considered a no-no for fear of insulting its owner, yet always tempting.)

by geniusH August 6, 2006

mister bigglesworth

A favorable pet name for a well-endowed slong.

Say 'hi' to Mister Bigglesworth.

by geniusH August 6, 2006