geniusH's definitions

rainbowbrite

Noun-Gay man; spritely in nature.

Ruben is such a rainbowbrite. The dude made melon balls for the barbeque.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

perpin' the slong

Term used when a male perpetrates having a well-endowed penis, when in fact, to his partner's surprise is actually the opposite of large. In this case, see peter petweeter.

Brad's perpin' the slong. He's really only two inches.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

drop dimes

Verb-1. To defecate. Can also be shortened to "dimes". 2. The need to defecate in a hurry. Usually there is a small window from when this phrase is uttered to the act of defecating.

Mark-"I really need to drop dimes!"
Anne-"Don't worry, I'm pulling into the nearest rest area."
Mark-"I hope it's close...dimes, honey, dimes!"

by geniusH August 6, 2006

neverheardofit

A term used in response to anything disinteresting. Highly effective when used when speaking to someone you loathe. A good conversation ender.

This term can be used in any social setting.

Random guy in bar-"Hi. Can I buy you a drink?"
Molly-"neverheardofit."

Mitch-"Do you listen to 'N Sync?"
Molly-"neverheardofit."

Mitch-"What about Backstreet Boys?"
Molly-"neverheardofit."

Mike-"What are your thoughts on Dub-yah as President?"
Molly-"neverheardofit"

by geniusH August 6, 2006

grendels

Noun: 1. A term used for undergarments worn for an entire business day that will more than likely need to be peeled off by the wearer as soon as he or she gets home.

2. Undergarments that must be taken off immediately one is able to do so in order to feel comfortable--usually giving off faint odor.

**In most cases, grendels have been worn longer than 12 hours or are crafted from unbreathable fabrics. The worst grendels are the ones worn underneath panty hose for 8+ hours.

After a long day of teaching tennis, Mark had to peel off his sweaty grendels and hop directly into the shower before doing anything else.

by geniusH August 5, 2006

mister bigglesworth

A favorable pet name for a well-endowed slong.

Say 'hi' to Mister Bigglesworth.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

roiding out

The act of taking anabolic steroids for performance enhancement. Usually abused by meatheads and BDAs alike. Side effects include back zits, temper tantrums and shrinkage.

That BDA is definately roiding out. Did you see the size of his arms?

by geniusH August 6, 2006