petplegic 

Being unable to get up from your chair because you’re trapped by a sleeping pet on some necessary part of your body (and duh, you can’t disturb the sleeping fur baby, no matter how desperately you need to pee (or whatever)).

“Honey, could you get me a beer? Bowie’s on my lap, and I’m petplegic.”

petplegic by LaneEndsHere November 28, 2021

Pentaplegic 

A person or condition of being disabled or rid of all apendiges and the dick

What happened to you?
They broke my arms and ate my legs and barbacued my dick like a hot dog. Im a pentaplegic

Pentaplegic by Mc Fuggin August 2, 2011

Peniplegic 

When you cannot get an erection because of an injury to the balls. Condition is usually temporary but more severe injury could cause permanent damage.

Liz kicked Dave in the balls and now he is a peniplegic!

Peniplegic by Kennedydp5 March 23, 2010

perplexic 

An extreme state of confusion, insanity, fear.

Johns mom went perplexic when he vomited all over the carpet.

perplexic by Mung August 17, 2003

perplexicon 

-noun, from the English perplex and lexicon
1. Collectively, all words with which one is familiar but is unable to define.

2. Words that one would commonly be expected to know based on his or her education or socio-economic class but does not.
3. Particular words, generally of an erudite nature, which one finds perpetually befuddling despite previous attempts to ascertain their meaning.

"No matter how many times I look up fecundity in the dictionary, it always seems to slip back into my perplexicon by the time I next encounter it."

"Four years of college and I all I have to show for it is a massively inflated perplexicon!"

perplexicon by $exy Lexy March 20, 2010

Perplexic 

When a dyslexic person is perplexed. Usually due to the fact that they are dyslexic.

All these letters and numbers got me perplexic!

Perplexic by Twerkxqueen23 July 14, 2014

Perplexican 

Noun- 1. A person lacking the skills, knowledge, or ability to speak clearly.

2. A person who speech is not understandable. Confusing.

The cab driver was a perplexican, I couldn't understand a word he said.

Perplexican by James Oxbow January 31, 2018