Perplexican 

Noun- 1. A person lacking the skills, knowledge, or ability to speak clearly.

2. A person who speech is not understandable. Confusing.

The cab driver was a perplexican, I couldn't understand a word he said.

Perplexican by James Oxbow January 31, 2018

Perplexigon 

noun, verb, adjective
Something that is over-complicated. Something becomes complex as a result of over-thinking, obsessing and evaluating.

Perplexigon, Perplexigate

ex. (noun) We were trying to figure out the best way to get to Baskin Robbins for some of those scrumptious 31 flavors, and it became this crazy perplexigon.

ex. (verb) No need to perplixigate this, we all agree Gerald is a dork-face omega.

ex. (adj) That house looks perplexigon, does that guy think he's Frank Lloyd Wright?

Perplexigon by DK Lounge June 18, 2009

perplexic 

An extreme state of confusion, insanity, fear.

Johns mom went perplexic when he vomited all over the carpet.

perplexic by Mung August 17, 2003

Perplexiphant

"Perplexiphant" is a type of Image that gets weirder, worse or more disturbing, the longer you look at it.

Just look for "Image that gets worse the longer you look at it" and you'll find some examples!

Here, look at this Perplexiphant I found!

Perplexiphant by Phorphobia June 13, 2023

spinal perplexia 

A very rare spinal disorder that is identified and diagnosed only by the person who is afflicted. Most often found in hypochondriacs and people who have Munchausen's disorder, even doctors are puzzled by the illness, as the doctor can not find anything wrong with the patient but the patient insists there is an issue.

My cousin says she has a rare disease, even though the doctors say there is nothing wrong. Must be spinal perplexia.

spinal perplexia by amywarhol September 4, 2016

perplexia

Perplexia is a neurologically-based disorder, whereby the individual suffers from prolonged bouts of confusion, indecision and randomness.

Perplexic persons or perplexica are often overwhelmed by simple navigational tasks, and may get lost on a day-to-day basis. Perplexia is incurable.

perplexia by Sarah Wraight August 29, 2006

perplexion 

The state you are in when perplexed.

We call Harry over who listens for a voice, saying “Hello, hello whoever you are”, into the mouth piece before passing it back with a you-got-me expression.
“Funny guys.”
He sees we’re not laughing.
“I’m in perplexion. Who was that?” asks Harry with a baffled expression.
I check the cell and the line’s dead.

Excerpt from chapter 29 of "Sixteen stories, no pets" by C.J. Beck

perplexion by C.J. Beck, author of novel 'Spiked' April 25, 2006