Peniplegic 

When you cannot get an erection because of an injury to the balls. Condition is usually temporary but more severe injury could cause permanent damage.

Liz kicked Dave in the balls and now he is a peniplegic!

Peniplegic by Kennedydp5 March 23, 2010

Pentaplegic 

A person or condition of being disabled or rid of all apendiges and the dick

What happened to you?
They broke my arms and ate my legs and barbacued my dick like a hot dog. Im a pentaplegic

Pentaplegic by Mc Fuggin August 2, 2011

Penilemice 

Penilemice are small creatures that bury into your penis and make it erect as they eat it from the inside, the only way to get rid of them however is to buy cats.

"Oh no! I have Penilemice in me!"
"Dude you better buy some cats quickly!"

Penilemice by The Mad Penilemouse April 23, 2017

petplegic 

Being unable to get up from your chair because you’re trapped by a sleeping pet on some necessary part of your body (and duh, you can’t disturb the sleeping fur baby, no matter how desperately you need to pee (or whatever)).

“Honey, could you get me a beer? Bowie’s on my lap, and I’m petplegic.”

petplegic by LaneEndsHere November 28, 2021

Penileticklement 

To apply tickling to someone, or something penis.

He had a heart attack due to overuse of penileticklement.

Penileticklement by anonymous July 16, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019