peshed

Extremely drunk.

Synonymous with hammered, wasted, pissed, tanked, etc.

If we have to die then I'm gonna get peshed.

by pdaddy February 23, 2003

Peshed meself loofin

This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.

guy A - wow really?
guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin

by blitz wagon March 21, 2023

Peshed meself loofin

When you're spiritually inclined by some 18 year old in the 70's to f*ck his loofa in the shower.

True story:

I Peshed meself loofin. Scottish; or south-west eruoasian?

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I'd rather eat a dried dead sea cucumber born in corn fronds.

by dcaf!WaLL May 16, 2023

pished

Yet another word from Scottish people for drunk, we have millions

"ach man, I'm well pished"

by Kieren and Grae July 1, 2006

Peshenwengweng

A sound a mental person would use for a gun.

Some people even use I tg for slangs
Peshenwengweng was used in the li ate 21st century when an artiste sang a song with that sound. It became a laughing stock hence people say it's an imaginary gun.

Mi gun guh suh peshenwengweng

Fly past yuh face
One inna yuh hardback, mek yuh fly inna di grave

Yo dawg mi bbclt a afto laugh

A which gun that mon??

by King of JamaicanDefinitions November 20, 2020

Pished

Drunk

I am well pished.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Peshengwengweng

The sound made by an imaginary gun. Is used by persons that aren't right in the head.

"Mi gun guh suh, Peshengwengweng"
Dawg a which gun sound suh?

by MellamoSuriname November 17, 2020