getting on my tits

To be really annoyed by someone or something and to express it in a funny exclamation

Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy
Me: Fucking hell!!! Those gouranga idiots are really getting on my tits
by Kieren and Grae July 06, 2006
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gassed

Yet another Scottish word for drunk, we have loads
"fuck me I am pure gassed like"
by Kieren and Grae July 01, 2006
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Celtic

Made the Uefa cup final in 2003 and somehow managed to take 50,000,000 fans along. Awarded the fair play award for no arrests and also won the nobel prize for turning 30,000 people into 50,000,000 using a device now known as the Seville Calculator.

I challenge you to find a Celtic fan who wasn't in Seville
by Kieren and Grae July 01, 2006
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Wayne Rooney

A very talented football player that will never ever be able to control his temper or his love of shagging old grannies
Wayne Rooney stamped on Carvalho's nuts and essentially got England put out of the 2006 world cup, much to my delight
by Kieren and Grae July 02, 2006
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Christiano Ronaldo

A scapegoat for the fact that England were too shit in 2006 to win the World Cup. Nevermind the facts like Rooney stamping on someone's nuts, it was Ronaldo who ran over and spoke to the ref about it that cost England the game.

Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out
Christiano Ronaldo came second in the young player of the 2006 World Cup

Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).
by Kieren and Grae July 07, 2006
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wimbledon

A big tennis tournament that Tim Henman will never win and will always have to put up with the shit of being good but not good enough for the British people
"Aw fuck- I lost in the quarter final of wimbledon, now the English people will be on my fucking back again"

a made up quote from Tim Henman
by Kieren and Grae July 02, 2006
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See You En Tee

The sneaky way of making people say the word cunt without them knowing. It will work in any pub quiz with much laugther as a result. See you En Tee is not to be confused with the golf expression of See You On Tee as this is an easy mistake to make.
Golfer: See you On Tee
Me: No See You En Tee, cunt

by Kieren and Grae July 06, 2006
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