Pervana
(
perv-ôn-uh)
noun
the male transcendent state of mind. An unabashed, uninterrupted in-the-moment mind flow of
pure unreciprocated sexual thoughts involving the ladies around him.
The greatest masters of Pervana are
said to be of such skill as to sexualize all sensory stimuli from
even the elderly, overweight, and disfigured.
Particularly during periods of lesser stimuli, some fledging zen masters of Pervana can be witnessed to close their eyes and exhibiting symptoms of mild Tourette'
s syndrome with mutterances of the word "giggity".
"The practice of Yoga has since time immemorial been, though not expressly, most certainly solely administered for the sake of the male enlightened few who wish to achieve Pervana.
The "anchor" chakra, through
said practice, is trained and maximized.
Modern practitioners
will constantly utilize their third eye to scan the yoga room for the best sights. Complex mirror arrangements or the coveted "yoga instructor" position
help the Pervana practitioner to utilize his other
two eyes without disturbing the environment'
s flow."