Pervana
(perv-ôn-uh)
noun
the male
transcendent state of mind. An unabashed, uninterrupted in-the-moment mind flow of pure unreciprocated sexual thoughts involving the ladies around him.
The greatest masters of Pervana are said to be of such skill as to sexualize all sensory stimuli from even the elderly, overweight, and disfigured.
Particularly during periods of lesser stimuli, some fledging zen masters of Pervana can be witnessed to close their eyes and exhibiting symptoms of mild
Tourette's syndrome with mutterances of the word "giggity".
"The practice of Yoga has since time immemorial been, though not expressly, most certainly solely administered for the sake of the male
enlightened few who wish to achieve Pervana.
The "anchor" chakra, through said practice, is trained and maximized.
Modern practitioners will constantly utilize their third eye to scan the yoga room for the best sights. Complex mirror
arrangements or the coveted "yoga instructor" position help the Pervana practitioner to utilize his other two eyes without
disturbing the environment's flow."