Pervana
(perv-ôn-uh)
noun
the male transcendent state of mind. An unabashed, uninterrupted in-the-moment mind flow of pure unreciprocated sexual thoughts involving the ladies around him.
The greatest masters of Pervana are said to be of such skill as to sexualize all sensory stimuli from even the elderly, overweight, and disfigured.
Particularly during periods of lesser stimuli, some fledging zen masters of Pervana can be witnessed to close their eyes and exhibiting symptoms of mild Tourette's syndrome with mutterances of the word "giggity".
(perv-ôn-uh)
noun
the male transcendent state of mind. An unabashed, uninterrupted in-the-moment mind flow of pure unreciprocated sexual thoughts involving the ladies around him.
The greatest masters of Pervana are said to be of such skill as to sexualize all sensory stimuli from even the elderly, overweight, and disfigured.
Particularly during periods of lesser stimuli, some fledging zen masters of Pervana can be witnessed to close their eyes and exhibiting symptoms of mild Tourette's syndrome with mutterances of the word "giggity".
"The practice of Yoga has since time immemorial been, though not expressly, most certainly solely administered for the sake of the male enlightened few who wish to achieve Pervana.
The "anchor" chakra, through said practice, is trained and maximized.
Modern practitioners will constantly utilize their third eye to scan the yoga room for the best sights. Complex mirror arrangements or the coveted "yoga instructor" position help the Pervana practitioner to utilize his other two eyes without disturbing the environment's flow."
The "anchor" chakra, through said practice, is trained and maximized.
Modern practitioners will constantly utilize their third eye to scan the yoga room for the best sights. Complex mirror arrangements or the coveted "yoga instructor" position help the Pervana practitioner to utilize his other two eyes without disturbing the environment's flow."
by Phat Phuk May 13, 2017
Get the pervana mug.1. In regards to fandom: A state of pure squee, instigated by sensual or sexual material. 2. The highest state of arousal possible while only viewing sexual acts vicariously.
1. The GQ magazine cover with Lea Michelle and Diana Agron was so unexpected, so hot...I achieved pervana.
2. Shyla Stylez, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels...bikinis...soaking wet...making out and fondling each other: pervana.
2. Shyla Stylez, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels...bikinis...soaking wet...making out and fondling each other: pervana.
by XavierZane October 22, 2010
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A startling, euphoric, almost-inspiring discovery was made by paleontologists recently. The worlds oldest sexual predator, Pervatasaurus, has been unearthed. A member of the Theropod group, and relative to the T-rex, Pervatasaurus was a scavenger who lured smaller dinosaurs into its cave. Although they are of the same suborder, the Pervatasaurus is small, and much much creepier.
Living with webbed feet and bad posture, Pervatasaurus could not effectively stand up straight which enabled it to avoid making eye contact with other dinosaurs. From an anthropological perspective, such a discovery raises questions about what other timeless predators are out there.
The Pervatasaurus is the first dinosaur know to stalk another animal, not for food, but for sexual satisfaction.
Living with webbed feet and bad posture, Pervatasaurus could not effectively stand up straight which enabled it to avoid making eye contact with other dinosaurs. From an anthropological perspective, such a discovery raises questions about what other timeless predators are out there.
The Pervatasaurus is the first dinosaur know to stalk another animal, not for food, but for sexual satisfaction.
Little Girl: Hey Mom! What's that dynosore?
Mother: Why that's a Pervatasaurus!
Little Girl: Cool! What did he eat?
Mother: Umm, look at that T-rex!
Mother: Why that's a Pervatasaurus!
Little Girl: Cool! What did he eat?
Mother: Umm, look at that T-rex!
by JakeTB16 June 1, 2009
Get the Pervatasaurus mug.1. A combination of the words permanent and temporary.
2. Used when someone presents something as permanent when it is actually temporary and/or vice versa. This may be done purposefully or in error.
2. Used when someone presents something as permanent when it is actually temporary and/or vice versa. This may be done purposefully or in error.
a.
BOSS: This will be your office while you work here.
YOU: This windowed cornered office is the business.
COWORKER/JERK: Don't get too comfy. No one has stayed in this office too long. It is totally permanary.
b. Just because he/she says "We are going to be together for ever..." doesn't mean that the relationship will avoid permanarity.
BOSS: This will be your office while you work here.
YOU: This windowed cornered office is the business.
COWORKER/JERK: Don't get too comfy. No one has stayed in this office too long. It is totally permanary.
b. Just because he/she says "We are going to be together for ever..." doesn't mean that the relationship will avoid permanarity.
by Grymm Deth February 2, 2010
Get the Permanary mug.(v) the act of multiple undesireable men hoarding the attention of a desireable woman in a vain attempt at getting sexual satisfaction at her expense
As soon as she turned on her camera in the chat room, the hottie was immediately pervalanched with PM's from guys wanting to see her boobs.
by BindairDundat September 11, 2012
Get the pervalanche mug.A term meaning period but mixed with thotiana. Inspired by Nicki Minaj’s remix. The two words were combined to create this beautiful contraption of a word.
by jmoneyperiana July 24, 2019
Get the Periana mug.Parvana is the CEO of Render Tests. And is known for having the best renders in Minecraft PotPvP. He has over 200 render tests unlisted on his channel. He is the U.S. Central Demon and has been playing PvP since 2018. Most people say he is carried by his 20CPS and only good because he butterfly clicks. Stimp also despises is him because he lost to him in a ranked nodebuff fight at 1400 elo. He is most known for his “DREAM COMBOTAGE 1000FPS” video, which surpassed over 5,000 views! He is also a member of Slimecord, EOB (Elo Over Bitches), and W’s Only. He also uses the terms “meow” and “aggin” a lot. He loves the rapper “Aries” a lot, and stans him. His parents also allow him to only play on weekends and they force him to do homework 24/7, hence Parvana being so bad at the game. He peaked at 1600 elo on MMC Season 15 and also was undefeated during the Zelix Closed Beta. While Parvana still exists obs and render settings will be never be obsolete.
Person 1: Do you know anyone that can help me with obs and renders?
Person 2: Oh yeah, you should go to speak to Parvana! He knows the most about renders in the community.
Person 2: Oh yeah, you should go to speak to Parvana! He knows the most about renders in the community.
by Parvy69 March 11, 2021
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