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Pershing Middle School

A school with nutty teachers but are nice at the end of the school year.
There are kids are are super rude and weird but some kids are super nice...
everyone is super tall there so if you''re not tall you're not tall, you're so out..
Normal kids in Normal classes will always get all the stinking awards so don't expect awards if you're smart. Teachers feel bad for them.
we also beat lanier kids at footbal ahaha
Omg that kid goes to pershing middle school because she looks rocking.
I could tell that kid goes to pershing middle school because he's trying to look cool by rolling his pants inwards..

Jesse Perring 

The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends

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The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?

2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!

3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.

4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*

Pornspring 

When one posts links to unusually grotesque pictures of pornography via formspring.com. It is usually done anonymously and to someone that the sender does not like.
Person 1:"Ali just signed into her formspring, and in her inbox she found a link to www.tubgirl.com"

Person 2:"Oh man, she totally got pornspringed!"
Pornspring by JUDYizm March 2, 2010

Pornspring 

The act of going anonymous on formspring and spamming a persons inbox with sexually related questions
Anon: Blow me or get anal?
nottarealuser81: wow u make my page a pornspring account
Pornspring by wowimcoolchick January 23, 2011

perping out 

Verb. Derived from perping.
To become all-consumed with perping. To get into a state where perping is all you can think of or do.
Goddamn, Liza's got on some hotpants! I'm perping her ass, oh shit, I'm perping out!
perping out by El Duce October 6, 2004

perringraph 

Perringraph: noun
Paragraphs characterised by continuous, non-stop flow of words that lack pauses, breaks or punctuation.
She won't stop talking, it's like she's speaking in perringraphs.
perringraph by doopitydooda July 12, 2021