perplexzon

confusion over whether to order an extra book from Amazon so you go over the $25 super saver minimum

The book was only 17.99 but was in a perplexzon as to whether I should order another book.

perplexzon by emmonskr.com February 28, 2011

Perplexigon 

noun, verb, adjective
Something that is over-complicated. Something becomes complex as a result of over-thinking, obsessing and evaluating.

Perplexigon, Perplexigate

ex. (noun) We were trying to figure out the best way to get to Baskin Robbins for some of those scrumptious 31 flavors, and it became this crazy perplexigon.

ex. (verb) No need to perplixigate this, we all agree Gerald is a dork-face omega.

ex. (adj) That house looks perplexigon, does that guy think he's Frank Lloyd Wright?

Perplexigon by DK Lounge June 18, 2009

perplexing 

1)a word smart people use to say "baffling" or for people with weak vocabulary: "shocking".

We have no school tomorrow, how perplexing.

perplexing by Jrididnskkaodhajaojjxjdjsjjaf January 28, 2014

perplexing pegasus 

A word used to define those who are extra stunned and somewhat lit ya know. Its like that bitch named stacey who thinks shes the shit.

Im so lit im perplexing pegasus

perplexing pegasus by Schaafer August 18, 2017

perplexorcism 

noun; the removal of something that is causing one to be perplexed.

Explaining a movie plot someone was having trouble with, is a perplexorcism. Helping someone get out of a relationship with a crazy person, is a perplexorcism.

perplexorcism by Ricohardt April 28, 2012

perplexion 

The state you are in when perplexed.

We call Harry over who listens for a voice, saying “Hello, hello whoever you are”, into the mouth piece before passing it back with a you-got-me expression.
“Funny guys.”
He sees we’re not laughing.
“I’m in perplexion. Who was that?” asks Harry with a baffled expression.
I check the cell and the line’s dead.

Excerpt from chapter 29 of "Sixteen stories, no pets" by C.J. Beck

perplexion by C.J. Beck, author of novel 'Spiked' April 25, 2006

perplexicon 

-noun, from the English perplex and lexicon
1. Collectively, all words with which one is familiar but is unable to define.

2. Words that one would commonly be expected to know based on his or her education or socio-economic class but does not.
3. Particular words, generally of an erudite nature, which one finds perpetually befuddling despite previous attempts to ascertain their meaning.

"No matter how many times I look up fecundity in the dictionary, it always seems to slip back into my perplexicon by the time I next encounter it."

"Four years of college and I all I have to show for it is a massively inflated perplexicon!"

perplexicon by $exy Lexy March 20, 2010