perplexion 

The state you are in when perplexed.

We call Harry over who listens for a voice, saying “Hello, hello whoever you are”, into the mouth piece before passing it back with a you-got-me expression.
“Funny guys.”
He sees we’re not laughing.
“I’m in perplexion. Who was that?” asks Harry with a baffled expression.
I check the cell and the line’s dead.

Excerpt from chapter 29 of "Sixteen stories, no pets" by C.J. Beck

perplexion by C.J. Beck, author of novel 'Spiked' April 25, 2006

Perplexion 

An perplexing erection -- a boner for which there is no clear source.

Genji's perplexion in line at the grocery drew the attention of the little boy nearby.

Perplexion by blotngh22 June 23, 2010

Perplexified 

When a nigga straight ponderin'

Dom: ay what'd she say
Miles: she sending dick pics bigger than mine..
Tommy:Get perplexified

Perplexified by perplexified May 18, 2019

Perplexigon 

noun, verb, adjective
Something that is over-complicated. Something becomes complex as a result of over-thinking, obsessing and evaluating.

Perplexigon, Perplexigate

ex. (noun) We were trying to figure out the best way to get to Baskin Robbins for some of those scrumptious 31 flavors, and it became this crazy perplexigon.

ex. (verb) No need to perplixigate this, we all agree Gerald is a dork-face omega.

ex. (adj) That house looks perplexigon, does that guy think he's Frank Lloyd Wright?

Perplexigon by DK Lounge June 18, 2009

perplexing 

1)a word smart people use to say "baffling" or for people with weak vocabulary: "shocking".

We have no school tomorrow, how perplexing.

perplexing by Jrididnskkaodhajaojjxjdjsjjaf January 28, 2014

perpexior 

A person who dominates the top spot of most of the games in a given speedrun category.

He's the perpexior of Minecraft parkour, he has the world records for nearly all of the speedruns!

perpexior by HyperKNF July 4, 2023

perplexing pegasus 

A word used to define those who are extra stunned and somewhat lit ya know. Its like that bitch named stacey who thinks shes the shit.

Im so lit im perplexing pegasus

perplexing pegasus by Schaafer August 18, 2017