perfumed 

Producing a foul, unpleasant odor; stinking; stenched;

Man: Whew! Somebody on that elevator was highly perfumed!
Woman: Perfumed? More like skunky! That was foul body odor!😷
Man: That's what I was referring to, in a sort of diplomatic way!

perfumed by talk2me-JCH2 July 11, 2022

Perfumed Rose 

The musky and mungy pungent scent of a sweaty, dirty rosebud aka anus.

Sonja enjoyed foreplay with her boyfriend Kevin. She often performed fellatio followed by analingus. She especially enjoyed giving Kevin a tossed salad this past weekend because Kevin had been doing yard work all afternoon in the hot sun and the sweat dripping down his ass crack all day had left him with a well Perfumed Rose.

Perfumed Rose by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2014

perfumed fart 

A female that is wearing entirely too much perfume or fragrance to cover an unappealing scent that originates from their ass.

Oh no, what is that smell. Florence really smells like a perfumed fart today!

perfumed fart by mstrdstr08 March 11, 2010

perfumed pig 

Any vehicle for sale listed on any one of the popular on-line vehicle sales sites (and on-line auction sites) that in reality is a piece of junk, but with a quick inexpensive paint job, the vehicle looks great in the on-line photos (which are usually not very large).

Upon buying or winning the bid on such a car, and once the new owner obtains the vehicle, he/she finds out that the vehicle basically had just a quick cheap paint job that only looks good from 20 feet away. He/she finds rust was painted over, and everything else about the car is a nightmare (bad suspension, leaking window seals, electrical problems, underside body rot, missing parts, etc.)

The new owner will find that they will spend thousands of dollars just to get the vehicle roadworthy, which by that time, the inexpensive quick paint job will start to wear and peel, and rust will begin to bubble through.

A perfumed pig seems to sell for twice what its actually worth simply because the combination of the fresh paint job & on-line photos make it appear that the vehicle is worth more.

The car Smitty bought on-line looked good until you got right up on it where you could see it was painted right over scratches and rust, and it needed so much work just for him to drive it... he really got suckered into buying a perfumed pig.

perfumed pig by Charles Waggon July 1, 2009

perfumed greyhound 

An elderly yet fashionable gentleman with a penchant for excessive cologne use.

The old man down the road is a bit of a perfumed greyhound. He needs to cut down on his use of Brut.

perfumed greyhound by Diggedy Dogg March 9, 2017

perfumed secrets 

Introducing a sophisticated luxurious fruity(juicy, out there) floral(smelly, out there, in the garden) secret (named first after a woman whom, has the name that shines as thou illuminating powder for the nose, hidden by the name and joy of the wort secret changed with a vowel i over u and never after e) reflects the mysterious and emotional side of no ones lady that is silent, you may disappear or die if you leak these warnings and promoted “perfumed secret” it’s to die for.

“Did Aurore tell you her perfumed secret?” “IF I TOLD YOU MY THE ONE AND ONLY AUTHENTIC LEGIT TRUE VERSION OF OUR MAJESTIC DOPE FUMED PERFUMED SECRETS- YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE TO APPAUL ME, DISREGARDING THE GRIMACED AND OH SO PIERCING LOOK IN MY EYES SHOWING THE NEED FOR DISCRETION OF DEFENSE RULING OUT PROCESS OF THE ROYAL SPEECH AND THOU, THAT PROTECTION AND APPRECIATION OF OUR FATHER, AND OUR KINGS, AS WELL AS THE UNITED NATIONS, KINGDOM, AND CAMBRIDGE AS WELL AS ONTARIO AND NEWLY FOUNDED AMERICAS HAS NOT BEEN UPHELD; SHALL BE DUMBFOUNDINGLY PRESUMPTIOUSLY OBVIOUS ON WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IF THE CONTINUITIES OF YOUR TONGUE PIERCES ME AS A SWORD, ILL CAPITALIZE FIRST.”

perfumed secrets by Lilbabygrem December 16, 2021

Perfumed Wind

When a person places their anus against a woman's vagina, and then farts, as if to behave as an organic vibrator

"Last night, I gave her the ol' perfumed wind, and she squirted so hard that my dog went blind."

Perfumed Wind by cardboardoceanwagon April 14, 2026