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Penocentrism 

new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings
What church do you go to? I am a member of the Penocentrism faith community.
Penocentrism by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012
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A penis that is tucked inside itself. The act is usually easier when the tucker has a large foreskin to penis ratio
LAD 1: "Liam put your Penoid away"
Liam: "But mate it looks like a third testicle"
LAD 1: "Fair play"
Penoid by SnakebiteWarrior December 5, 2013

Penomniscient 

Someone who knows a lot academicly. Being (really) school smart, also known as nerdy. Not a know-it-all but a know-it-most.
Teacher: 55
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).
Penomniscient by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2009

Penor Cleanor 

Noun. A person or animal who cleans penises through: sucking, licking, spit shining or oiling. Much like a car wash for your cock.
Dude.... your a penor cleanor.
Penor Cleanor by -CyberPunk- May 26, 2005

Thomas Penfound

A tall beautiful, skinny, pale and unique, blue eyed man with the raddest hair you`ll ever see. He might be gay, might not. The guy you want to marry.
Thomas Penfound is not the male Tanya Dziahileva
Thomas Penfound by Satined April 4, 2011
Penor (penor, p3n0r, penoah): Elite word for penis.
Your penor is huge.
Penor by Major Penor October 17, 2003