penyo

a dumb person.

mom what are you doing stop dropping the baby you re going to make it penyo

by thejanitorssuccess July 12, 2010

Penocentrism

new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings

What church do you go to? I am a member of the Penocentrism faith community.

by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012

Penoid

A penis that is tucked inside itself. The act is usually easier when the tucker has a large foreskin to penis ratio

LAD 1: "Liam put your Penoid away"
Liam: "But mate it looks like a third testicle"
LAD 1: "Fair play"

by SnakebiteWarrior December 5, 2013

Penomniscient

Someone who knows a lot academicly. Being (really) school smart, also known as nerdy. Not a know-it-all but a know-it-most.

Teacher: 55
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).

by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2009

Penor Cleanor

Noun. A person or animal who cleans penises through: sucking, licking, spit shining or oiling. Much like a car wash for your cock.

Dude.... your a penor cleanor.

by -CyberPunk- May 26, 2005

Thomas Penfound

A tall beautiful, skinny, pale and unique, blue eyed man with the raddest hair you`ll ever see. He might be gay, might not. The guy you want to marry.

Thomas Penfound is not the male Tanya Dziahileva

by Satined April 4, 2011

Penor

Penor (penor, p3n0r, penoah): Elite word for penis.

Your penor is huge.

by Major Penor October 17, 2003