Penoid 

A penis that is tucked inside itself. The act is usually easier when the tucker has a large foreskin to penis ratio

LAD 1: "Liam put your Penoid away"
Liam: "But mate it looks like a third testicle"
LAD 1: "Fair play"

Penoid by SnakebiteWarrior December 5, 2013

Penoid 

A very small penis,as in a particle of penis.

"Man, Adam, you've got such a small penoid."

Penoid by Luh-Luh-Luh-Louis! August 31, 2006

Penoid 

A word used to describe someone that likes penis but is a total nerd.

Me: You're a freaking penoid bruh. Other dude: F U!!!! I h8 u noob!

Penoid by Beans R Us December 9, 2019

Penoid 

A Penoid is a Species of "Mingo Noid" /Meengo Noyd/ latin for Penoid, it is a creature of unknown orgins, and is currently ranked catostrophic to human saftey.

HOW TO STAY SAFE & IDENTIFY A PENOID
Fully matured Penoids are about 7-9 feet tall, juveniles are around 6-7 feet in height. Penoids can see OK at night, giving you an advantage due to their night eye sight being slightly more poor than the average humans. During the day they have excelent eye sight. If you spot a Penoid during the day or night, RUN to the safest area you possibly can, they have excelent hearing paired with eye sight. If you grab their attention, they will most likely not have any mercy.

If you spot a Penoid in an urban/sub-urban OR ANY area, PLEASE CALL THE P.C.F FOUNDATION A.S.A.P: (909) 818 - 5189

We have containment of a juvenile Penoid.

Penoid by Anarkyy June 8, 2022

Penoid 

Some one who is annoying and a penis.

Oh no it's that Penoid johnny.

Penoid by steve noble November 24, 2003

Penoid 

Rubber flexible tap extension to aid sink rinsing

Wife to husband- This new longer penoid is great for cleaning your football boots"

Penoid by Exstrapondildolated January 28, 2021

Penid 

Noun: A penid is a class of lifeform resembling the genitalia of a human male. A highly phallic creature. Latin: penidae.

Hagfish, fat inkeeper worms and sea cucumbers are all members of the penid family.

Penid by whatisbestinlife July 28, 2011