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penios by Sm-O-ke May 6, 2004
The Mispelled version of penis, or just a funny or stupid way of saying penis.
Person #1:Penios?

Person#2: Penios.
Person #1 Peniosss.
Penios by Darkypoo May 17, 2021

Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Pilgrim Penis 

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.