penios

(n)penios-1.mexican or puertorican penis. 2.alert word if a friend is gonna hook up with a whale. 3.a group that holds peniors.

hey Tom dont disobey the penios and hook up with Madison (whale).

by Masta.Penios July 26, 2011

penios

Mass produced fake penises

ur ma has one

by Sm-O-ke May 6, 2004

Penios

The Mispelled version of penis, or just a funny or stupid way of saying penis.

Person #1:Penios?

Person#2: Penios.
Person #1 Peniosss.

by Darkypoo May 17, 2021

Guacamole nigga penis

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

penis travelogues

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010