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penios by Sm-O-ke May 6, 2004
The Mispelled version of penis, or just a funny or stupid way of saying penis.
Person #1:Penios?

Person#2: Penios.
Person #1 Peniosss.
Penios by Darkypoo May 17, 2021

Guacamole nigga penis 

Some real nigga shit
Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Pilgrim Penis 

An uncircumcised penis.
Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.