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Mole-like appearance, usually due to small beady eyes, glasses, and little pot-belly. Tends to develop in quiz geeks. Likely to have names like Oliver and Richard.
This pub is full of penfolds, let's go elsewhere.
Penfold by London Goddess January 24, 2006
An insult to someone. Calling someone “Penfold” is basically calling them a little gay leprechaun that has a short or no fuse at all. Typically someone from tasmania.
You’re such a penfold.
Penfold by Fi Fi Fo Fum March 18, 2020
A solitary, solid turf floating around in a church font.
I can’t believe that Joel took a penfold in the church font.
Penfold by McGummySteve August 13, 2021
The coolest kid in school
Penfold did loads of kick ups last week
Penfold by Penfold101 May 16, 2022

Ryan Penfold 

The coolest cunt you'll ever come across.
Random: "I wish i was like Ryan Penfold."
Ryan Penfold by xxSnuffles December 1, 2010

ruben penfold 

an absolute baller rich prick that gets every girl wet except the one he likes!
a ruben penfold makes all the girls wet
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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