penuses 

fleshy pink things that make milk.

we bombarded them with are penuses.

penuses by ur persoal cumslut April 1, 2021

penusis grande 

The latin name for a very large "willie"

Does that animal have a penusis grande?

penusis grande by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

Penses

A male appendage primarily used for procreation and hitting people. Can be up to 18 inches depending on your mood.

Ian hit his enemy with his 18 inch penses before adjusting his wig.

Penses by MikeIan December 11, 2019

Penises

Are fun to play with.

"I like to play with penises."

Penises by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003

Penuse 

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.

Girl: Hey Anderson you have a fucked up cock.

Boy: Yeah I know its a penuse

Penuse by SQUIRTY BERTY June 10, 2014

gayer than a bag of penises 

Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.

Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.

Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.

gayer than a bag of penises by Big Bad Mark February 3, 2006

smoking penises 

what I do on the weekends

Guy 1: I'm tripping off of LSD
Guy 2: That's gay man, I'm tripping off of smoking penises

Guy 1: Yo that's sick dude. lemme try that.

smoking penises by Young Thug July 13, 2015