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fleshy pink things that make milk.
we bombarded them with are penuses.
penuses by ur persoal cumslut April 1, 2021
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penusis grande 

The latin name for a very large "willie"
Does that animal have a penusis grande?
penusis grande by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
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A male appendage primarily used for procreation and hitting people. Can be up to 18 inches depending on your mood.
Ian hit his enemy with his 18 inch penses before adjusting his wig.
Penses by MikeIan December 11, 2019
Are fun to play with.
"I like to play with penises."
Penises by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003
Girl: Hey Anderson you have a fucked up cock.

Boy: Yeah I know its a penuse
Penuse by SQUIRTY BERTY June 10, 2014

gayer than a bag of penises 

Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.
Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.

Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.

smoking penises 

what I do on the weekends
Guy 1: I'm tripping off of LSD
Guy 2: That's gay man, I'm tripping off of smoking penises

Guy 1: Yo that's sick dude. lemme try that.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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