Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

Penchester Penited by victoras69 February 12, 2022

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Penchester United

Penchester United is a team based in Manchester, England
They shithouses a win by diving and getting dodgy pen calls

Hey did you watch that game last night where Penchester United got a penalty after full time?

Penchester United by LuciThaDevi June 28, 2021

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pentester

A penetration tester, or "pentester", is a security specialist tasked with penetrating an organisation's most attractive assets and confidentially revealing all to management. They carry a bag of exciting devices, and tend to enjoy testing the human element of security the most.

Despite the inexplicable innuendo of his industry accepted job title, Bobby the pentester spends his days being tested by uncooperative staff, poor procedures, and red tape. Nobody likes the bearer of bad news.

pentester by mountedandloaded November 28, 2019

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Penismeister

The master of all penis's that draws pictures of huge penis's in the Penn State bathrooms. This happens most every day at the branch campus in Altoona Pennsylvania in the Hawthorn building inside of the boys bathroom. Someone named the Penismeister draws a dick across one of the stalls or across the whole bathroom depending on his mood I guess. Then he usually signs his drawings in cursive with the pseudonym "Penismeister". No one has ever caught the Penismeister but I often check the bathroom to see if he has struck because it entertains me! He constantly has to come back to draw new ones because he only writes in pencil and the janitorial staff is quick to erase it! I know for a fact that there have been actual stake outs and stings to catch the guy but the harder they try to find him the bigger his penis drawings get. Thats why he is the master! NO! The Meister!

ME:Dude!! Did you see the latest penismeister???
Guy: NO! Where is it???
ME: It is in the far stall today! That guy is a genius!
Guy: Yeah I know lets scope out the bathroom to try to meet him.
ME: lol thats funny you know the guy will never be found!
Guy: I want to shake that guys hand!
ME: Are you sure about that?

Penismeister by Penismeister September 3, 2010

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penismaster

A penismaster is someone who works with meats (i.e. deli, butcher shop). It can also be used to describe some who has had many experiences with penises (i.e. seductive women). However, it cannot be used to describe someone who excepts money for sexual deeds involving penises such as prostitues.

That guy at the deli is such a penismaster.

The girl last night was a penismaster.

You are a penismaster.

penismaster by Yunk-A-Dunk September 27, 2007

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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