Wif

A woman or man whom happens to be married to Ian.

* marriage happens *

Ian: NEW WIF OK

by MikeIan December 12, 2019

wigs with dad

The manner of which one throws their wig in excitement

*Ian throws Jan in the ocean before he marries Peacher.*
Ian: WIGS WITH DAD OK

by MikeIan December 12, 2019

Twines

A set of identical siblings who happen to look alike.

* Ian impregnates his new lover on the beach as they whale watch. They will now give birth to twines any second. *

by MikeIan December 12, 2019

Bicn

A person of the utmost disgrace in your circle of friends.

Jan went to Kmart and got kicked out for being a bicn, ok?

by MikeIan December 11, 2019

Penses

A male appendage primarily used for procreation and hitting people. Can be up to 18 inches depending on your mood.

Ian hit his enemy with his 18 inch penses before adjusting his wig.

by MikeIan December 12, 2019

EatyAss

The term referenced when one can eat thine ass.

Jan: *rat noises*
Ian: EATYASS OK.

by MikeIan December 12, 2019