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penqo by smileysteevo February 4, 2010
Penorobigus
Example 1:
Person 1: Hey man! I just bought a PS3
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!
Example 2:
Person 1: Jewbacca had sex with your mom
Person 2: Red Ranger had sex with your dad
Person 1: PENOROBIGUS!
Example 3:
Person 1: Chuck Norris
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!
Person 1: Hey man! I just bought a PS3
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!
Example 2:
Person 1: Jewbacca had sex with your mom
Person 2: Red Ranger had sex with your dad
Person 1: PENOROBIGUS!
Example 3:
Person 1: Chuck Norris
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!
Penorobigus by Ghawd May 29, 2008
Penocentrism
new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings
Penocentrism by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012
Penomniscient
Someone who knows a lot academicly. Being (really) school smart, also known as nerdy. Not a know-it-all but a know-it-most.
Teacher: 55
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).
Penomniscient by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2009
Penor Cleanor
Noun. A person or animal who cleans penises through: sucking, licking, spit shining or oiling. Much like a car wash for your cock.
Penor Cleanor by -CyberPunk- May 26, 2005
Thomas Penfound
A tall beautiful, skinny, pale and unique, blue eyed man with the raddest hair you`ll ever see. He might be gay, might not. The guy you want to marry.
Thomas Penfound by Satined April 4, 2011
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
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