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How ping pong players with mad style play ping pong.
That dude that plays penhold just OWNED my ass at pingpong
penhold by sassy mc frassy March 13, 2003
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a small town near Red deer that nobody’s heard of that smells like cow shit
wtf where’s Penhold
Penhold by peenmaster March 14, 2019
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Ryan Penfold 

The coolest cunt you'll ever come across.
Random: "I wish i was like Ryan Penfold."
Ryan Penfold by xxSnuffles December 1, 2010

ruben penfold 

an absolute baller rich prick that gets every girl wet except the one he likes!
a ruben penfold makes all the girls wet

penhollow 

A guy who think hes hot shit, and really is. He is in love with only one girl and wants to spend the rest of his life with her. He is an amazing boyfriend and does whatever his girlfriend wants. He is hot
"Wow did you see him?"
"Yeah hes such a penhollow!"
penhollow by BIG MAMMAA August 8, 2009

Penfolded 

Getting ridiculously drunk.

Usually caused by cheap alcoholic beverages, depending on what you can afford.
1. I AM WAY TOO PENFOLDED RIGHT NOW!

2. Got so Penfolded last night!

3. Drank some goon and got Penfolded!
Penfolded by Theboooooonj November 20, 2011
a old type of food eatten by cannibals. comes from the inside of a deceased old man's penis, when eatten it was believed that they would gain the sexual appeal of that dead man, thus, becoming sexually irresistable to all females
The chief had had many penolds, he is the sexiest bastard in the joint.
penold by franky_madman October 25, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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