pennestri 

PENIS
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The surname Pennestrì is the 2,530,696th most widespread family name on earth, borne by approximately 1 in 125,647,343 people. Pennestrì occurs predominantly in Europe, where 98 percent of Pennestrì live; 98 percent live in Southwestern Europe and 98 percent live in Italic Europe.
The surname is most frequently held in Italy, where it is borne by 57 people, or 1 in 1,072,924. In Italy it is most numerous in: Calabria, where 51 percent reside, Lazio, where 33 percent reside and Lombardy, where 5 percent reside. Not including Italy this last name is found in one country. It also occurs in Australia, where 2 percent reside.
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pennestri by CHUNA4Life July 14, 2021

Pedestrian Pick 

The act of getting a jump on a long line of traffic in a parking lot because some reckless pedestrian has decided to walk out in front of a car. Most beneficial when needing a left turn.

Driver: "Whoa! That fat lady almost got clipped by that Pinto."

Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."

Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"

Pedestrian Pick by cjavysanchez13 May 10, 2011

flesh pedestrian 

*whispers* alternate name for skin walker. Saying “skin walker” aloud is said to bring unwanted attention from the entities. Using “flesh pedestrian” allows you to discuss the entities without risking attack.

My sister and I saw a flesh pedestrian while driving at night through the desert. I was so scared it would follow us!

flesh pedestrian by Niree1978 February 1, 2021

pentesting 

A penetration test, or pen test, is an attempt to evaluate the security of an IT infrastructure by safely trying to exploit vulnerabilities. These vulnerabilities may exist in operating systems, service and application flaws, improper configurations, or risky end-user behavior.

I'm pentesting Microsoft's website to see if they're vulnerable for XSS.

pentesting by SevnDev May 25, 2016

pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.

Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.

pedestrian face-off by The Raging Bull August 25, 2005

red sea pedestrian 

Slang term for a follower of the Jewish faith.

Will Henderson is definitely a red sea pedestrian. Watch him light the menourah.

red sea pedestrian by Clay April 30, 2003

Space Pedestrian 

An elusive being who rejects all ideological viewpoints out of hand in favor of taking a cosmic perspective. Often found trolling liberal website message boards.

We were commiserating about how taxes aren't high enough on the rich when Space Pedestrian came along and stoned us to our souls.

Space Pedestrian by dillbagger August 7, 2010