33 definitions by Clay

Term. When you have no money to but presents for other people.
"Dude, I have a dollar. I'm carding it ths year."
by Clay December 15, 2003
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A state of mind where one lets loose and becomes super funny and kind of weird
Rock on those shrooms are really getting to me next thing you know I'll have clay.
by Clay November 23, 2004
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the hottest girl ever who has an amazing sex appeal and ability to make men want her
last night, dottie totally got me hard, just by looking at her, it was amazing..i want her so badly
by Clay June 27, 2004
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nicole...i believe that you are a dumais!! ha ha
by Clay November 20, 2003
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One who does not understand computers, or one who harbors a deep-rooted dislike for computers or the Internet.
From the X-Men term "flatscan", a derogatory term for non-mutants. As the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, "flatscans" were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. A similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.
Flatscans generally need to call tech support for such complicated steps as opening Microsoft Word, and never remember to check their email.
by Clay January 12, 2005
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Someone who doesn't know alot about the guitar, guitar+retarded.
Sorry i can't play lead, i'm guitar'ded
by Clay December 11, 2004
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A term used for a scruffy stray cat at my work.
Hey, there goes Home Snake
by Clay August 23, 2003
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