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Penisting 

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis
Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

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Penisting by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020
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To pensate, or think, especially hard about one topic in particular.
"Her face is really scrunched up"
"She must be pensating."
Pensating by Kalley Schmidt October 19, 2011

PeniStation 

An accurate word for the POS cranked out by Sony and filled with crappy sports games that are only bought by people who wouldn't know a decent game or system if it was dropped on their nads while they slept. Of course, there are a few games that are an exception to the rule, but they can be counted on both hands. Fuck, the only good games on the system are games that were cloned from tried and true methods of development and gameplay that evolved on better consoles. It is the reason I hate Square Enix, because they made addictive games on the PlayStation, forcing me to buy the damned system. I still think Final Fantasy VII could have been just as good on the N64.... *grumbles on and on about the system's flaws, gets bored, and goes and plays a fun game on his DS...
PeniStation 1, 2, and 3... collectively the biggest douche- and shovel-ware series Japan ever threw up.
PeniStation by aka_Pyro May 6, 2007

penisbaiting 

Placing A Hook in your penis, and then jumping into an Amazonian lake filled with native piranhas.
Wow, I can't believe he's actually penisbaiting!
penisbaiting by Penisbaiter114 April 27, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026