amazonian 

(n.) A tall, powerful woman.

The amazonian ate the nerd.

amazonian by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Amazonian 

A girl or woman with a large amount of pubic hair.

"Shit man, that girl was a fucking amazonian!"

Person 1 : "Hey mate, I hear your girl-friend is an amazonian"

Person 2 : "Shut up!"

Amazonian by marleychills February 27, 2010

Amazonian 

A person who frequently shops on Amazon.com.

I heard Jessica buys her groceries from Amazon! What an amazonian

Amazonian by So Pigmented October 23, 2019

Amazonian 

A worker for Amazon PRIME.

You are now in the Amazonian cult.

Amazonian by Stoowyguy April 20, 2022

amazonian 

An active Amazon associate or worker. This does not include third-party vendors (engineers, delivery drivers, or anyone with a yellow badge) since they’re not an active AA (Amazon associate).

Good morning AMAZONIANS, there’s free breakfast in the break room today.

amazonian by WordsYouNeed2Know May 26, 2022

Amazonian Slamjob 

1. When a girl violently beats your dick until you cry

2. A violent handjob

"Yo bro I got an amazonian slamjob last night."
"Damn bruh that sucks."

Amazonian Slamjob by imapython October 24, 2015

amazonian masterhood 

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!

amazonian masterhood by DirkD January 24, 2007