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Penisjitsu

Doing a series of hand motions and then a move is performed and when it is the closet male to you penis is ripped off instantly transferring him to a different dimension.
The assassin of John F. Kennedy was never found because he use Penisjitsu and it ripped his own penis off transporting him to a different dimension in which he became safe.
Penisjitsu by Masterchief of LCM January 9, 2013

Korean Penis Jet 

Slang for the Pell Silverbolt 6 in the video game Just Cause 2. Named so for its notoriously small size, the dual engine aircraft, in comparison to most other aircraft, is like, as the name suggests, comparing a regular penis to a Korean penis. Very small. Also very fast, similar to the stamina of a Korean man.
"Rico was flying his Korean Penis Jet past that big-ass 747 the other day. That thing looked pathetic, but it was fast as hell!"
Korean Penis Jet by karinosai October 26, 2011

Penispet 

Its a penis! Its a pet! Its a penispet!
That is one cushy penispet!
Penispet by G-steezy July 2, 2014

penisbetweenis 

my word, and unfortunatly... my name
the battle cry before a wrong murder
mom ,dad why?... why penisbetweenis? WTF!!

Penisretard 

The meanest insult of all time
Grant stop trying to wrestle me im in the shower, you are being a total penisretard
Penisretard by CrazyCowfammom April 22, 2021

penisetamol 

A combination of the words "penis" and "paracetamol".

Refers to the medicinal use of a penis to relieve low mood.
"I'm feeling so crappy, I need some penisetamol."
penisetamol by drlexus November 22, 2022