Pengueleon's definitions

Penisposter

Some little shit that posts picures of their genitalia.

jimmy: what?
Lucas: let me see
Jimmy: I don't think you want to
Lucas: oh that little Penisposter

by Pengueleon May 4, 2015

Chicken Phillip

When you are drunk and you want red rooster

It's gotta be red chicken phillip

by Pengueleon May 4, 2015

Elf Milk

An Australian company renowned for milking elves to make deliciously smooth milk and it comes in a variety of different flavours.

Authentically squeezed from the teet of an adolescent pregnant elf from Iceland you can not deny that this is Elf Milk

by Pengueleon May 4, 2015

Da

Short for the conjunction the, but one letter shorter

Slay da pussy

by Pengueleon May 4, 2015

Jitter Fest

When the human facial nerve realises that something has indeed landed on their face. Causing the motion of the face to move from side to side viciously.

"Gee look at that guy he must be having a full on Jitter Fest"

by Pengueleon June 11, 2015

Human

A human is you. I don't know why you'd look for this on the urban dictionary seeing as you most likely are one, but that's ok it's a free country.
(Unless it's not)

You are probably a human if you're reading this

by Pengueleon June 19, 2015

7 year old gamers

7 year old gamers are typically into Minecraft and use a slurred voice, they own "secret" YouTube channels (with around three subs) and have $20 handheld cameras over their broken i-pads.
They sometimes own their own singing channels (don't worry it's worse than their "lets-plays" and grammar combined)

7 year old gamers have 3 subs

by Pengueleon July 23, 2016