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Penisposter 

Some little shit that posts picures of their genitalia.
jimmy: what?
Lucas: let me see
Jimmy: I don't think you want to
Lucas: oh that little Penisposter
Penisposter by Pengueleon May 4, 2015

Penisbutter 

1. Lube or lubricant

2. Jizz, semen, sperm,
1. Hey man can u get me some penisbutter, me & Sarah are gonna get it on!( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2. OH YEAH Gimme that Penisbutter!!! OOH( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Penisbutter by Fucking.Duck May 30, 2015

penismaster 

A penismaster is someone who works with meats (i.e. deli, butcher shop). It can also be used to describe some who has had many experiences with penises (i.e. seductive women). However, it cannot be used to describe someone who excepts money for sexual deeds involving penises such as prostitues.
That guy at the deli is such a penismaster.

The girl last night was a penismaster.

You are a penismaster.

penismaster by Yunk-A-Dunk September 27, 2007

PenisBlaster 

A girl who is so hot that your penis blasts out of your pants at the mere sight of her, effective ruining your pants.
Nathan: Shit, i gotta go.

Ryan: Why?

Nathan: Well, theres a penisblaster over there and these are my favorite plaids.

penisbutter 

one who likes the taste of cum.
May I offer you some penisbutter and jelly. I have some in my fuckstick.
penisbutter by AndyC October 23, 2003

penisbutter and jam sandwich 

A peanut and butter sandwich with a penis inserted into it
i really wanted my PB and J for lunch but ben made it penisbutter and jam sandwich