penismaster

A penismaster is someone who works with meats (i.e. deli, butcher shop). It can also be used to describe some who has had many experiences with penises (i.e. seductive women). However, it cannot be used to describe someone who excepts money for sexual deeds involving penises such as prostitues.

That guy at the deli is such a penismaster.

The girl last night was a penismaster.

You are a penismaster.

by Yunk-A-Dunk September 27, 2007

Penisposter

Some little shit that posts picures of their genitalia.

jimmy: what?
Lucas: let me see
Jimmy: I don't think you want to
Lucas: oh that little Penisposter

by Pengueleon May 4, 2015

Penispaste

Where one man brushes another man/women's teeth, with his penis, using his splooge(cum) as toothpaste

Person 1: "oh no, I've forgotten my toothpaste!"
Person 2: "don't worry, we will just use penispaste! I hope you don't have braces!"

by Glby January 16, 2014

Penismancer

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis

oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace

by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022

pessimaster

1. Somebody who always looks on the dark side, thinks negatively, and assumes what can go wrong should go wrong.

2. A person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things

(Definition 1, Tom being the pessimaster)
Tom: Somebody's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
Craig: That's not gonna happen, man don't think like that

Tom: Dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day

(Definition 2, Craig being the pessimaster)

Tom: The running back just got like 40 yards on the play

Craig: But he didn't get a touchdown

Tom: He still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run

Craig: But somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn't that sweet

by Optical Epilepsy September 9, 2009

penispaste

When toothpaste comes out of your penis and you use it to brush your teeth/ham

yo man try this penispaste, it makes your breath smell just like penis

by ham hole December 4, 2010

Penismeister

The master of all penis's that draws pictures of huge penis's in the Penn State bathrooms. This happens most every day at the branch campus in Altoona Pennsylvania in the Hawthorn building inside of the boys bathroom. Someone named the Penismeister draws a dick across one of the stalls or across the whole bathroom depending on his mood I guess. Then he usually signs his drawings in cursive with the pseudonym "Penismeister". No one has ever caught the Penismeister but I often check the bathroom to see if he has struck because it entertains me! He constantly has to come back to draw new ones because he only writes in pencil and the janitorial staff is quick to erase it! I know for a fact that there have been actual stake outs and stings to catch the guy but the harder they try to find him the bigger his penis drawings get. Thats why he is the master! NO! The Meister!

ME:Dude!! Did you see the latest penismeister???
Guy: NO! Where is it???
ME: It is in the far stall today! That guy is a genius!
Guy: Yeah I know lets scope out the bathroom to try to meet him.
ME: lol thats funny you know the guy will never be found!
Guy: I want to shake that guys hand!
ME: Are you sure about that?

by Penismeister September 3, 2010