pengma

Like smegma, but the stuff ink of a pen that gets smeared in between the tip of the pen, and where the cap locks into place.

Wow I really need to wipe of this pengma.

pengma by illumihotti February 26, 2015

Pengali 

A very attractive Bengali which can be used on both genders

Look at that Pengali

Pengali by Pengali July 22, 2017

enorma pengar 

Huge Cash

Jason made an enorma pengar on tuesday.

enorma pengar by olie03 March 13, 2015

Penmaenmawr 

Quiet, lazy town on the North Wales coast. Surrounded by mountains, with a beach at the front, great place to lounge and get smashed! Mushrooms (of the magic variety!) grow EVERY year locally....so if you want a decent conversation with a local, don't try during july-october, you won't get much sense from them unless you speak 'tripping balls'.

That said, Penmaenmawr is a definite step up from Colwyn Bay or Rhyl......those places are filled with scummy scousers and dirty manc's. They actually call it a 'holiday'...

We have our monuments e.g. : 'Rose Hill' the nightclub which is open 6pm friday-6am monday (continuous!)
Kebab-Duls : Where you can get any food you want, at any time! (as long as its kebabs, between 9-12pm)
The Snooker Hall : forget what they do there....
The Gladstone : A Public House...that isn't even in Penmaenmawr (In Dwygyfylchi)
Open Mic Night in The Alex : Come sing, play instruments and puke on a transvestite!
Pete Magic : The local Magician, can make alcohol disappear in the blink of an eye!
Our Patented Asphalt 5 a side pitch : Yes you read correctly!, the fun of 5 a side, on the luxurious comfort of asphalt!

Just to comment on the comment above, Penmaenmawr has been Smack-head free for over 5years! We drove them all into the sea :D (I think most of them went to Colwyn Bay, or Llanfairfechan)

I have lived in a lot of proper shit holes, but i must say, Penmaenmawr is the nicest shithole so far!

Citizen of Penmaenmawr : MoTT Mi

Mushrooms Party sunny drugsPenmaenmawr

Penmaenmawr by MoTT Mi August 30, 2013

Pengasm

a feeling that you get when you write with a pen that is very smooth and rich

"Dude, let me see that pen."
"This pen is so cool, I got a pengasm yesterday."

Pengasm by KiraLunar April 20, 2010

penomach

the male counterpart to the vagomach-- the flabby area beneath the belly button of a man's beer belly

I need to switch to Miller Lite because the Miller has caused me to develop a penomach.

penomach by toolguru January 13, 2009

Penmanshit

A complex word morph of shitty and penmanship, used to describe very poor hand-writing.

Jen: Christy, will you write this love letter to kim for me? I have really sloppy writing and am trying to impress her.

Christy: Oh, you mean you have penmanshit? Sure thing.

Penmanshit by JenBertoni March 2, 2009