Penmanshit

A complex word morph of shitty and penmanship, used to describe very poor hand-writing.

Jen: Christy, will you write this love letter to kim for me? I have really sloppy writing and am trying to impress her.

Christy: Oh, you mean you have penmanshit? Sure thing.

Penmanshit by JenBertoni March 2, 2009

Penmanshit

Shitty penmanship. This is what causes people to think that I can fluently write in Klingon

During my last class in school yesterday, I randomly decided to approach the white board and write "Everybody sellz cocaine." However, my penmanshit got in my way, and not a single classmate could read it, meaning not a single laugh was uttered...
Fuck!

Penmanshit by OmniMitch October 7, 2014

Peemanship 

1) The art or practice of writing with ones genitile organ.

2) Quality or style of writing with the genitile organ.

1."That is some nice peemanship you have. I like the way you pee your "t's"."
2."I have to pee."
"Well, don't waste your ink. Practice on improving your peemanship!"
3. "Hey, Bro. Did you see that chick's peemanship?"
"No, man. Was it decent?"
"Not even worth checking out. She has some pretty piss poor peemanship!"

Peemanship by cre8tiv3 December 7, 2013

penmanship 

the physical art (regardless of whether or not the piece of writing is actually correct in terms in of spelling, grammar, morphology, syntax etc..) of legible human handwriting.

father (after reading a student-to-parent from his daughter's school: really? is this f-sag or what? They want you to hand in all your written homework as computer documents? what these tulips are trying to accomplish by abolishing penmanship is beyond me.

penmanship by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2014

Permashitshow

Permashitshow: Individuals who are generally more intoxicated than others, and thus make everyone else look good for not being so fuc*ed up.

They tend to sweat twice as much as others at the gym due to the immense amount of alcoholic substances in their bodies.

Julia and Lindsey are permashitshows; they get soo wasted.

Permashitshow by JL 4 LYF3 October 21, 2010

peenmanship

The art or skill of writing by hand using one's penis to direct urine onto a surface such as sand or snow.

Joey wrote happy birthday legibly in the snow. Joey has great peenmanship.

peenmanship by pinkparka May 13, 2013

punmanship 

(n). The quality and/or smoothness of one's puns.

Elana has poor punmanship; she thought saying "My feet are sunburnt - tomaTOES!" was clever.

George: "Whoever served that wine did a pour job."
Michelle: "Wow, dude. You've got great punmanship."

punmanship by BurningWordsAlive666 June 25, 2016