Pengman

A pengman is a mythical creature that is half penguin, half human. According to folklore, pengmans are found in close proximity to large bodies of water, such as the river Thames.

In literature, they are often deemed to be the most beautiful cross-species in existence.

No pengman has ever been scientifically identified, but there have been anecdotal stories of pengman sightings in the Borough of Kingston, London.

Did you hear about the pengman sighting the other day? It was the sexiest waddle I've ever seen.

by Squeekles February 13, 2023

Penmanshit

A complex word morph of shitty and penmanship, used to describe very poor hand-writing.

Jen: Christy, will you write this love letter to kim for me? I have really sloppy writing and am trying to impress her.

Christy: Oh, you mean you have penmanshit? Sure thing.

by JenBertoni March 2, 2009

penmanship

the physical art (regardless of whether or not the piece of writing is actually correct in terms in of spelling, grammar, morphology, syntax etc..) of legible human handwriting.

father (after reading a student-to-parent from his daughter's school: really? is this f-sag or what? They want you to hand in all your written homework as computer documents? what these tulips are trying to accomplish by abolishing penmanship is beyond me.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2014

Pengland

A nickname given to the English national football team after reaching the Euro 2021 final following a blatant dive by Raheem Sterling. Similar to terms like Pessi and Penaldo, the nickname is used in a derogatory manner.

Pengland fans complain for 30 years about Maradona’s hand of god but then say that Sterling was clever.

by Tifosidicalcio July 8, 2021

pengbang

A penguin gangbang, usually involving Great White sharks and Emperor pengiuns. Once > 3 sharks are involved per pengiun, it is known as a pengbang.

HOLY FUCK! You see how many sharks were in that pengbang?!

by Bokusatsu April 6, 2011

Pegman

A man who pegs another person with a wooden peg or any other phallus-shaped object. The act of pegging is considered the highest form of self-realisation.

"Hey David, i enjoyed my isobation a lot. But then I pegged Tim on the weekend and it changed my life!"
"No shit, you're a real pegman now. Does anyone else know what it's like?"
"No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the pegman."
"That's deep."

by Lausi April 23, 2022

Penman

A sexy, young, charming boy. Usually lightens the mood and is a natural sex preditor. Latin for 'Sex God' a Penman goes though at least 200 women in his life time.

I can't beileve Penman shagged every girl at the party last night?!

Lucky fucker!

by Penman May 24, 2012