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Penchester Penited 

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred
Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !
Penchester Penited by victoras69 February 12, 2022

pentesting 

A penetration test, or pen test, is an attempt to evaluate the security of an IT infrastructure by safely trying to exploit vulnerabilities. These vulnerabilities may exist in operating systems, service and application flaws, improper configurations, or risky end-user behavior.
I'm pentesting Microsoft's website to see if they're vulnerable for XSS.
pentesting by SevnDev May 25, 2016

Pacek pentek 

The hungarian equivalent of suit up saturday. A day of the week when you wear your best suit.
Guys, why don't we have a pacek pentek this week?
Pacek pentek by poree January 11, 2023

Pentecostal Holiness

Articles of Faith (in a nutshell):

We believe there is one God made up of three persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. We believe in miracles; we believe in the gifts of the Holy Spirit, and the baptizing in the Holy Spirit ("baptism by fire"). We do not believe that one must be baptized in the Holy Spirit in order to be saved. We believe that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior, and that He is the only way to Heaven. We emphasize a personal relationship with God.
NoobToob is Pentecostal Holiness, and many others.

penatoid 

(Noun) 1. Any campy worm-like/shaped sci-fi creature 2. A beasty vaguely shape like a man’s member 3. Spitting angry, one-eyed trouser snake
The blonde scream queen in that 1950s sci-fi flick was chased by penatoids from Mars.
penatoid by rladlof December 16, 2009

Penitentiary Chances 

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.
Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.