Penage

An embarassingly small penis, a portmanteau of the german words Blamage or embarassment and Penis or penis.

-Hey, that guy over there is fucking tasty
-Oh, Johannes? Yeah, but he has a penage.

by antibugs November 30, 2021

Penage

Penage is a form of erotic massage where the woman grinds the man’s penis with her rear end. In other words she jacks him off with her ass.

She gave me a Penage that was so good I came in a minute

by Louis Grimaldi September 20, 2018

Penage

Size (or lack thereof) of a penis

He possessed massive penage. (or) His lack of penage was laughable.

by noapologies February 26, 2003

Penagina

A way of presenting half penis half vagina in a combined manner.

Damn boiii you got one hell of a penagina going there eh!!

by Confusedhelpful June 14, 2016

pure pwnage

a hilarious collection of home movies about a guy called jeremy .
www.purepwnage.com
go download now , go go go
this series is hard to understand if you are not much of a game player.

'lets go watch pure pwnage'

by =virus.exe= November 4, 2004

pwnage

Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels. Spawned from the root word pwn, which originated as a misspelling of the word own. Hence this stupid word is two screw-ups away from anything close to english.

William's pwnage in that game was complete and utter.

by MRostek April 25, 2004

Penged

To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.

I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.

by Johnny 1 Ball January 5, 2011