Penage
An embarassingly small penis, a portmanteau of the german words Blamage or embarassment and Penis or penis.
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Penage
Penage is a form of erotic massage where the woman grinds the man’s penis with her rear end. In other words she jacks him off with her ass.
Penage by Louis Grimaldi September 20, 2018
Penage
Penage by noapologies February 26, 2003
Penagina
Penagina by Confusedhelpful June 14, 2016
pure pwnage
a hilarious collection of home movies about a guy called jeremy .
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this series is hard to understand if you are not much of a game player.
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this series is hard to understand if you are not much of a game player.
pure pwnage by =virus.exe= November 4, 2004
Penged
To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.
I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.
Penged by Johnny 1 Ball January 5, 2011
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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