penané 

A stupid portuguese expression used by unfunny teenagers to describe the feeling of slightly caring about something sad or inconvenient.

- Jonh broke up with you?
- Ya that jerk said he loved me

-That's sad. penané

It can also be used:

- Pena that im married with Diogo, Pedro. Penané

penané by El Big Peter September 4, 2020

penanggalan

The penanggalan is a species of vampire from malaysia, and consists of a woman's head trailing a full set of body organs (or sometimes just the digestive tract). It feeds exclusively on the blood of children, esspecially unborn babies (which results in a misscarriage). It can squeeze through the tiniest of openings, manipulate its intestines like tentacles, and fears only thorns (for very obvious reasons). In some legends the penanggalan returns to a hollow, headless body by day but can only fit back inside after soaking in vinegar. They will usually employ slaves to gaurd this body while they're gone.

The penanggalan kicks twilight's sparklefaggots asses anytime.

Susan reeks of vinegar maybe she's a penanggalan

penanggalan by Penny Penanggalan March 21, 2010

Pewanese 

A butchered variation of the English language written by a Canasian.

What does that say?
Who knows, she's speaking Pewanese again.

Pewanese by Egotastic February 5, 2022

penne

From Wikipedia:

Penne (pronounced /ˈpɛniː/ UK, or /ˈpɛneɪ/ US) is a type of pasta with cylinder-shaped pieces. Penne is the plural form of the Italian penna, deriving from Latin penna (meaning "feather" or "quill"). In Italy, penne are produced in two main variants: "penne lisce" (smooth) and "penne rigate" (furrowed), the latter having ridges on each penna.

N.B. Sometimes mistaken for "pene" in the Urban Dictionary, which is the correct term for "penis" in Italian and Spanish.

I hope you enjoy this copycat recipe for Macaroni Grill's Penne Rustica.

penne by Buddyflies September 9, 2011

Penage 

An embarassingly small penis, a portmanteau of the german words Blamage or embarassment and Penis or penis.

-Hey, that guy over there is fucking tasty
-Oh, Johannes? Yeah, but he has a penage.

Penage by antibugs November 30, 2021

penne penis 

a soft, white, micro penis. that acts and looks like a penne pasta noodle

DAMN he has a penne penis???? that’s too bad

penne penis by daddyyyyfuckme November 26, 2018

Penned

To get owned or crushed either by written words or a pen.

Dan got Penned by that insurance defense attorney in that email. She crushed him. And look, he called her back.

Penned by bethp July 27, 2019