Pewanese 

A butchered variation of the English language written by a Canasian.

What does that say?
Who knows, she's speaking Pewanese again.

Pewanese by Egotastic February 5, 2022

Petanese 

Petanese is both an unspoken and spoken language between a human and their pet/s. It's...

~ the toot-cute look that requires an immediate pat on our back or an extra-yummy homemade treat.

~ that special call that brings us home from our out-and-about ventures.

~ a constant ying/yang - you watch my back I've got yours kinda thing!

Talk to us...rub our wet little noses...we'll speak Petanese for sure - even when you least expect it!

This dawg no speaka Japanese...you speaka Petanese? No? Then feel free to pet me for a big bow wow or woot!

That was some wild Petanese dude! It's like your cat knew what you were saying! WTF!

Petanese is not a learned thing...just do it!

I know Paris Hilton speaks naughty Petanese!

Petanese by Bubas-Barkery March 15, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008