Pewanese

A butchered variation of the English language written by a Canasian.

What does that say?
Who knows, she's speaking Pewanese again.

by Egotastic February 5, 2022

Petanese

Petanese is both an unspoken and spoken language between a human and their pet/s. It's...

~ the toot-cute look that requires an immediate pat on our back or an extra-yummy homemade treat.

~ that special call that brings us home from our out-and-about ventures.

~ a constant ying/yang - you watch my back I've got yours kinda thing!

Talk to us...rub our wet little noses...we'll speak Petanese for sure - even when you least expect it!

This dawg no speaka Japanese...you speaka Petanese? No? Then feel free to pet me for a big bow wow or woot!

That was some wild Petanese dude! It's like your cat knew what you were saying! WTF!

Petanese is not a learned thing...just do it!

I know Paris Hilton speaks naughty Petanese!

by Bubas-Barkery March 15, 2010