Petanese is both an unspoken and spoken language between a human and their pet/s. It's...
~ the toot-cute look that requires an
immediate pat on our back or an extra-yummy homemade treat.
~ that
special call that brings us home from our out-and-about
ventures.
~ a constant ying/yang - you watch my back I've got yours kinda thing!
Talk to us...rub our wet little noses...we'll speak Petanese for sure - even when you least expect it!
This dawg no speaka Japanese...you speaka Petanese? No? Then feel free to pet me for a big bow wow or woot!
That was some wild Petanese dude! It's like your cat knew what
you were saying! WTF!
Petanese is not a learned thing...
just do it!
I know
Paris Hilton speaks naughty Petanese!