Penang

Basically is a country next to Malaysia.

Boy #1: Oh man, Malaysia is so fucked up!
Boy #2: Yea man, take ur passport and lets migrate to Penang then...

Penang by jian April 28, 2012

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penang

A place in Malaysia where snakes inhabit temples and there are more Chinese than Malays. Good place to visit if you absolutely enjoy boredom for 3 whole days. Or if you are Chinese and but still want to live in Malaysia, then its a good place for you.

Oh wow nice going John, you said this vacation in Penang is going to be great... why don't I rip your balls off so that you can make better choices next time?

penang by sammerguy March 24, 2006

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penang

A tiny piece of land on/and off the west coast of the Malaysian peninsula. Basically a poor man's Singapore secretly hoping to be part of Singapore. Penangnites love eating beside drains, so called best food found at the dirtiest places. Has the worst drivers in Malaysia, most of whom are actually quite decent people off the road.

Ooi is a stand up guy, but a bastard on the road. Guess he can't help it either since he is from penang.

penang by kirsm July 21, 2011

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penang

One of the great mysteries of life, penang is the predominant (or soon to be predominant) term for a vagina. You know, a pussy. A meat taco. Poonany. Fill in what slang you will; it won't feel as satisfying as using "penang". Penang is more than just an anatomical fact. It is a way of life. Loved by almost all men on earth (and statistically 3 out of every 10 women), It has spawned books, plays, music, not to mention the entirety of creation. Seriously, penang is more accomplished than Martha Stewart post-indictment.
Used most frequently in concert with the ever popular boba, when referring to other equally awesome parts of the female anatomy. May also be used as an expletive, but this should only occur when all other words fail to suffice in expressing your anger/shock/amazement/joy.

"My penang itches."

"Why won't anyone love my penang?"

"Daammn, will you look at the bobas on that girl! I'd like to rock her penang."

Really, the possibilities are endless.

penang by fireitupbaby July 24, 2008

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Penang

One of the great mysteries of life, penang is the predominant (or soon to be predominant) term for a vagina. You know, a pussy. A meat taco. Poonany. Fill in what slang you will; it won't feel as satisfying as using "penang". Penang is more than just an anatomical fact. It is a way of life. Loved by almost all men on earth (and statistically 3 out of every 10 women), It has spawned books, plays, music, not to mention the entirety of creation. Seriously, penang is more accomplished than Martha Stewart post-indictment.
Used most frequently in concert with the ever popular boba, when referring to other equally awesome parts of the female anatomy. May also be used as an expletive, but this should only occur when all other words fail to suffice in expressing your anger/shock/amazement/joy.

"My penang itches."

"Why won't anyone love my penang?"

"Daammn, will you look at the bobas on that girl! I'd like to rock her penang."

Really, the possibilities are endless.

Penang by fireitupbaby September 4, 2008

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Penang wang

When a man eats too much curry (Penang sweet curry) and their penis, also known as a wanger or wang, smells like curry.

My boyfriend ate so much curry yesterday when we had Thai food for lunch and later that night during sex I smelled his Penang Wang.

Penang wang by Swaggy mcswagger February 12, 2019

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