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The most badass of all Final Fantasy bosses ever, who, unless you max out your fuckin stats to 255, you can only beat with zanmato. Appears from the Calm Lands' gourge in FFX International once you beat all the Dark Aeons.
FUCK, i been fighting Penance for hours and the little bitch just pulled Judgement Day out of his ass. DAMN FUCK SHIT BITCH now i gotta start all over! That's it.....where's Yojimbo.....
penance by Hatz April 25, 2006
He is the root of all evil.
I am teh penance.

OMG TEH PENANCE.
penance by Gorash April 10, 2003
Thepunishment ( generally washing dishes ) Giving to the odious little cretin Mr Neil when he wet the bed by Peinchka Pete.
jackie 1"Neil has pissed the bed again"
jackie 2"Right that's it Penance"

smoke alarm noise
all jackies (screaching) "PENANCE ALARM PENANCE ALARM PENANCE ALARM"
jackie 3 " Neil if you don't get them fucking dishes done now Peinchka Pete is gonna dish out some reet chaps"
penance by Andy Chap March 2, 2004
A quantity, a group containing 20,736 units, or a gross gross (144*144).
He made over a penance posts on torchthebridge.com
penance by Gato Guapo January 14, 2004

Penance Box 

The Penance Box is a way of saying somebody has done something stupid, offensive, etc. To be in the Penance Box means you are in debt to that person and need to make it up to them promptly and appropriately.
If a friend of yours spent months moaning about someone, that person may choose to put you in his/her Penance Box for being such a moaner. A good way to repent would be to buy him/her ice cream or some other tasty treat.
Penance Box by SarahBogli August 23, 2009

Penis Penance

When your wife/partner has to spend some time working the shaft as a result of a wrong doing that they committed..
Person 1: Honey! I just bought a new handbag and shoes with your bonus cheque!

Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!
Penis Penance by MrPabloE September 16, 2018
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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