peense

when a man farts out of his dick hole. the male version of queef.

teenage girl: omg cameron peensed in math
other teenage girl: no way

by longschlongiedonge October 4, 2019

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peensus

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO PENIS, more like peensus *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by aroacegang March 23, 2021

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peense • peener • peenie • peeness • peenieweenie • Pensexual • peenmen • peenSU • Peener Weiner • peeniehole

peener and veggies

A penis and ballsack.

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015

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Peener

combination of penis and weiner

Person 1:"You don't have a peener"

Person 2:"Well fuck you!"

by Jack_Pack November 20, 2013

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foul peener

A penis so disgusting and smelly that it makes you cry when the fumes are inhaled. Can be the result of poor hygiene or disease.

Commonly associated with balls or nuts that reak as well.

Guy: Hey give me a bj.

Girl: No fucking way! You have a foul peener !

by Ténti December 30, 2013

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